KUKU

                                                        I'm Kuku.

                                             I'm crazy as a lunatic!

                                                        I'm Kuku.

                                     Affected by the moon, I'm sick!

                                               I'm Kuku. I'm Kuku.

                                                   Ooh, ooh, ooh,

                                                        I'm Kuku.

                                       My mommy never knew me,

                                      Cause she left before I came.

                                          She really was a floosey.

                                    But, to me, they're all the same. 

                                              Sally, Jane, or Susie

                                        Is this seasons only game.

                                     They make me make excuses.

                                           Ain't it a crying shame?

                                                        I'm Kuku.

                                             I'm crazy as a lunatic!

                                                        I'm Kuku.

                                     Affected by the moon, I'm sick!

                                               I'm Kuku! I'm Kuku!

                                                   Ooh, ooh, ooh,

                                                        I'm Kuku.