Printer set for SPANISH characters                                           J.J.        


                      I dedicate this work of art

                            To Jalapeño Jattie,

                     The girl with caliche heart.

                     She's a batty, chatty, fatty,

                      And some say she's a tart.

                   They'd never have her at tea.

                      They'd rather have a wart.

                But I've been feeling pretty ratty

                   Ever since we've been apart.

             Now, did you ever finish something

                    You wished you didn't start?

                Like that time you made a patty,

              When you thought you'd only fart?

                                        Hmm?

             Did I put the cart before the horse?

                 Or the coarse before the heart?

                        I gots the jots for Jattie   ,

                       But she's just chili to me.