J.J.
I dedicate this work of art
To Jalapeño Jattie,
The girl with caliche heart.
She's a batty, chatty, fatty,
And some say she's a tart.
They'd never have her at tea.
They'd rather have a wart.
But I've been feeling pretty ratty
Ever since we've been apart.
Now, did you ever finish something
You wished you didn't start?
Like that time you made a patty,
When you thought you'd only fart?
Hmm?
Did I put the cart before the horse?
Or the coarse before the heart?
I gots the jots for Jattie ,
But she's just chili to me.