GURUVIANAMESSAGE TO A GURUVIAN

                                                                   Your dedication to meditation

                                                                        Is beyond my believing.

                                                                       What can come to pass,

                                                                 While you're sitting on your ass,

                                                               Concerning yourself with nothing

                                                                           But your breathing?

                                                                         Your problem is, I fear,

                                                             That you believe just what you hear.

                                                                       Now, if you think a hustle

                                                                      Is the only kind of muscle,

                                                                  Well, it's time to put your mind

                                                                              Back into motion.

                                                          Could your Yogananda's parleyed view

                                                                           Be just another type

                                                                  Of mental masturbation lotion?

                                                                  Or just a money making hype?

                                                                Can't you see he has no potion?

                                                                              Now, if you must

                                                                        Turn your mind to dust,

                                                                       Then, go to your ashram

                                                                                  And live in it.

                                                             But remember P.T. Barnum's words,

                                                             "_____'_ ___ ____ _____ ______."